Shit My Dad Says

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

Read today that CBS will probably have a TV show on the air in the coming year or so based around the Twitter account, Shit My Dad Says. If you haven't seen this Twitter account, you should.  It is some funny stuff. 

Here are some quotes I plucked out:

"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

You know why I love this?  Because I know this guy.  I mean, I don't know this exact guy, but I know a guy like him.  My company's previous landlord talked just like this guy.  He used to have this great way of telling you about life by using a lot of swear words.  My business partner and I loved to hear him pontificate.  When I saw this Twitter profile, it brought back memories of him.  

And it made me laugh.  I haven't laughed enough during the past two years.  Which is sad.  Because I grew up laughing and making others laugh.  You know what else makes me laugh?  Kicked in the Nuts.  Dot com.  Yep, www.kickedinthenuts.com - aka KITN is one of the funniest sites I've been to in quite a while.  I showed this site to my staff yesterday and laughed my ass off.  Unfortunately not everyone laughed as much as me, so hek, you may not like it as much as I do.  But do give it a try.  I'm told men love to see guys getting kicked in the nuts but women don't.  So this might be a site only for the gentlemen.  

Unfortunately they don't enable me to embed the video, so if you go to the site, navigate to the Recent Episodes tab and click Episode 13 REDUX (the second one down), it's my favorite.  Or try clicking HERE too.   

Feels good to laugh.